Oh the Thinks They can Think

me: do you know how to play duck, duck, goose?
little boy: well. I know how to play cars and racetracks!

3 yr old: miss Susanna, can you be spiderman?
me: no, I dont think so.
3 yr old: oh. well. can you be spiderman girl??

4 yr old: did you like recess when you were little?
me: yeah I loved it.
4 yr old: yeah me too.

3 year old to me: I'm gonna tell my mommy on you!
me: oh really? well, should I tell on you to your mommy too?
3 year old:.....no.

me: I dont think you had been born when hurricane Katrina hit.
boy: yeah. I wasn't invented yet.

Three Feet and Over

Katie (3rd grade): Are you high?

Me: Huh?

Katie: You talk like you're high.

Me: What do you mean?

Katie: You talk really slow!

Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII sssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Jill(age 8): do you have a boyfriend?
Me: no.
Abby(age 6): why not?
Me: I don't know.
Kelly(age 6): because you havent been asked yet?
Me: I guess so.
Kelly: why havent you been asked out yet?
Me: I don't know.
Jill: but youre pretty and nice!
Me: ♥

"A million years please??"

Jenny(age 7): yeah, my parents are my servants. They do whatever I want.
Jake(age 7): yeah mine too.
Me: what??
Jenny: oh you will learn. You will learn when you have children.

Jane(age 7): I wish your face was in a magazine.
Me: why is that?
Jane: so I could look at you all the time!

7 year old girl: will you give me some money?
me: for what? 
girl: for being adorable!

little 5 year old girl: yeah, this is a free country.....I think.

Lydia(age 5): Miss Susanna, will you give me the answers?
Me: no, I dont need to learn them, you do. 
Lydia: will you learn me then?

"yeah, that was two yesterdays ago."-7 yr old

Me: what do you want to do when you grow up? 

Jim (age 6): I want to get married with my mommy.

"my eyes get sweaty when I blink."-6 yr old

Three Feet and Under

Addie (age 2): I love you!
Me: AWE!!!!!
Addie: What's your name?




Kayla (age 4): Timmie said there was a monster in the hole!
Me: How do you know for sure there is a monster in the hole?
Kayla: Because he said he felt its tail.
Me: How do you know he's telling the truth, though?
Kayla: Well.......Maybe he isn't.
*sprints back to Timmie*
Kayla: TIMMIE, YOU'RE LYING!!!!!!!!


Adeline (age 4): Teacher, her stuck her tongue out at me!
Me: Oh really? Did it look like this?
*sticks out tongue*
Adeline: Uh huh! That's what her did! 
Me: Oh ok. I'm sorry she did that.
(and Adeline contentedly skipped back to her seat)




Timmie (age 4): Miss Suhanna, are you magic?
Me: Yes.




Libby (age 4): Miss Suvanna, stand up!
*stands up*
Libby: Look! I'm bigger than your shoe!




TJ (age 4): Teacher, I saw the game last night!
Me: Oh really? Who won?
TJ: I did. The score was 21-17.