Oh the Thinks They can Think

me: do you know how to play duck, duck, goose?
little boy: well. I know how to play cars and racetracks!

3 yr old: miss Susanna, can you be spiderman?
me: no, I dont think so.
3 yr old: oh. well. can you be spiderman girl??

4 yr old: did you like recess when you were little?
me: yeah I loved it.
4 yr old: yeah me too.

3 year old to me: I'm gonna tell my mommy on you!
me: oh really? well, should I tell on you to your mommy too?
3 year old:.....no.

me: I dont think you had been born when hurricane Katrina hit.
boy: yeah. I wasn't invented yet.